Avery for Prime Minister

ENVIRONMENT

Camp Avery is sick of the rhetoric about our responsibility to leave the planet a better place for our children. Why do that, I ask you? What have your children ever done for you? Do you really think that if we reduce greenhouse emissions your kids are gonna think twice before they dump you in some unregulated nursing farm (see health care policy - nursing farms). Dream on!

I say we should live large, use up what we got and let those snotty know-it-alls find their own solution 40 years from now.

That's right folks, I'm talking smoke stacks on every corner and SUVs for all. Let's party like it's 1959!

GOVERNANCE AND ACCOUNTABILITY
EDUCATION
LOCAL GOVERNMENT
AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND HOMELESSNESS
MILITARY SPENDING