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Campaign Journal Are we there yet? Only a few more days until the big event and then we can finally sit back and say, “Okay, I voted, now let’s let the lawyers spend the next 36 days trying to figure it all out.” In the meantime, here’s a fun game. You take an actual quote from the stumping politicos and then you put your right foot in and your left foot out and you twist it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you spin the truth to doubt – that’s what it’s all about. So, KERRY SAID: “I will stop at absolutely nothing to hunt down, capture or kill the terrorists wherever they are, whatever it takes, period.” AND YOU CAN SPIN IT INTO: “I will kill whatever it takes to capture absolutely nothing.” “I will hunt down absolutely nothing or whatever it takes.” “I will capture whatever.” “I will stop at absolutely nothing.” “I will capture nothing. Period.” “Whatever...” BUSH SAID: “I also want to say we are at war with these terrorists and I am confident we will prevail.” AND YOU SPIN IT INTO: “I also want these terrorists to prevail.” “I also want to say we are terrorists.” “I also want these terrorists to say we are confidant.” “I also am confident we are at war with these terrorists.” “I will also prevail, I am a confident terrorist.” ALSO: MORE FUN! CAN YOU GUESS WHAT BLITHERING IDIOT SAID THAT THE INVASION OF IRAQ AND THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY FOR THEIR “BRILLIANCE.” Was it...?
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