Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In the USA

May 30/2004

Ralph "Wild Man" Nader called. He's PO'd that I keep talking about how I met him at the "institution" and would I please keep that to myself? For a bland guy with no personality, he sure can get snippy. He's so much more fun when he's whacked out on crystal meth. Ahh, memories… After an uncomfortable silence, and two failed knock-knock jokes, I reminded him about the time that we got together with Snoop Doggy and took a joy ride for trollops and party hats. He told me to stop living in the past and that if I leaked that story to the press he'd have me executed - "Naderland style." Which basically means he'd bore me to death.

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The Campaign In the USA

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