Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In the USA

May 29/2004

Called Michael Moore and asked him what I needed to do to not get him to do a documentary on my life. Then I asked him why the company that runs his website is based in Canada. (I mean, isn't he against that kind of stuff?) Also, asked if the rumors were true that he was considering moving to France and taking on the role of the country's cultural icon and "new Jerry Lewis - only fatter." He got pretty indignant and accused me of chumming up to the Bush's. I explained that the only reason I go golfing with George Sr., is because he's friendly with that guy who sang for Twisted Sister, who supplies both George Sr. and myself with some really handy tips about makeup application. This seemed to calm him down. We hooked up later for couscous and dry sherry, (or "fairy pee" as Ralph Nader calls it) and ended up getting into a fistfight over who would pick up the bill. Honestly, for a socialist millionaire, the guy has a major aversion to occasionally picking up a tab!

May 28/2004
May 27/2004
May 26/2004

The Campaign In the USA

The Campaign In Canada