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June 4/2004

Went golfing with Bush Sr., the guy who sang for Twisted Sister and Tipper Gore. It's amazing how much Tipsy and George Sr. have in common. They both cheat at golf, they're both in sham marriages, they both hate George Jr., and neither of them has ever heard of buying a round of drinks. They really do get along famously. Felt kind of bad for the guy who sang for Twisted Sister. Tipper brought up the past and started berating him about the content of his song "Under The Blade." (Here we go again!) Tipper started frothing at the mouth and going on about how it had lyrics encouraging sadomasochism, and rape. Then George jumped in, telling him that he didn't trust anyone who used metal woods. The Twisted Singer guy said that the words in his song are about surgery and the fear that it instills in people, and that he gets an extra 20 yards with his metal woods. That's when Tipper slugged him and called him a &%*$#!ing liar and George threw his metal woods into a water hazard.

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