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June 18/2004
I was watching
Olivia Chow Chow on TV last night (my gawd, but she goes on in a most annoying
fashion!) and I finally figured out what's wrong with the NDP Party and what the
NDP really stands for:
No Decent Prospects
Because
they got
No Damn Personality
And
therefore:
Never 'Da Prime-Minister
-----
Talk about more nauseous bang for your buck! I also got
to see my computer geeky pal Tony "Conservative" Clement on the idiot
box as well. He let rip with this doozy after proclaiming that Kyoto "was
dead." The wouldn't-be-PM said, "Russia isn't in it, China isn't in
it, The U.S. isn't in it, so why should we be in it?" ('It' is Kyoto) Good
one, Tony. So if Russia, China, and the U.S. all jumped off a large and dangerous
bridge, does that mean you would too? -----
Some of the ways Duceppe tried to kill me today:
1. Run me over with his car
2.
Tickle me to death with feather duster
3. Have French Mafia show up at my door
insisting I buy lifetime subscription to Encyclopedia Britannica (and then wailing
on me with Volumes 1 through 6)
4. Bore me to death with his stories about
hair nets
5. Force me to run about room with scissors in my hand
-----
Also, saw my new mortal enemy, Mike Erskine-Kellie, blathering away on Canada
Now. That leather-faced loser is living proof that they really will let anyone
work at the CBC.
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