A lot of celebrity websites have these links where you get to find
out all kinds of completely useless information about them.
So these are some pointless facts that those strangely compulsive
and weirdly obsessive types seem to get all hot and bothered over.
Things like, who my favorite Rice Crispy is (Pop), and how many
Seconals I can cram into my mouth at one time (26)
hell, better to tell you here, than have you rummaging through my
Favorite TV Show: When Insects Attack, Bite, Spray, Maim
& Ultimately Conquer. Finally, some sophisticated reality programming
Favorite Fantasy: I'd like to see Gordon Downie of The Hip
and Sarah McLachlan fight to the death with chains. But then again
- who wouldn't?
Favorite Personal Moment: When I willingly entered "The
Resort." It was a total blast! I met a lot of powerful and
influential party monsters there, including, Snoop Dogg, Ralph "Wild
Man" Nader, The Pope, Hilary Duff, and Elmo. Good times.
Favorite Color/Colour: Until we can get that whole "spelt
with a 'U' or not" issue resolved, I'd like to stay as far
away as possible from this one.
Favorite Song: The "Fight Music" from the original
Star Trek series.
Favorite Comedian: Next to me, Jon Stewart. But he was funnier
back in the early days when he was actually an ant. Then he had
to go and get all that cosmetic surgery and claim it was a metamorphosis
(the guy's had more work done than Michael Jackson).
Favorite Drinking Buddy: Hank Hill. This guy knows his French
Wines, I tell you what.
Favorite Pet Peeve: As a PO'd pismire, my pet peeve is pretty
Favorite Ex-Wife: I've loved all 14 of them in different
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