"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
September 12
Art Attacks
When Stephanie had to
pee, she REALLY had to pee…
It
was when Ted and Debbie from next door showed up
to
welcome them to the neighborhood with a fruit basket
and
an
offer of “Parcheesi, cocktails, and a goat
sex
orgy” that the Smiths knew they’d be moving out of
the
suburbs ASAP.
Though she appeared calm and always in control,
Doris
secretly worried that eventually someone
would discover there was a midget living in her dress.
Betsy
was
terribly disappointed. The annual bake sale was over
and no one had bought her Meat Pie Head.
“Next
year I’ll go easier on the beard,” she thought.
This Week's 10 Fun
Search Terms for Avery Ant
The following are this
week’s favorite 10 search queries people used to get to www.averyant.com
(really!)
forking and empire
this guy is packing
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daffy, of course you know this means war picture
that coyote really is a
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arms of Avery
Charles ll illegitimate children
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Great Britain kings
Last Christmas is so 2005...
Only 105 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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