"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
October 24
Opponent
Denies Calling Hilary Clinton Ugly
Says we should focus on Canadian
politician
who called female cabinet member “a dog”
Sen.
Hillary Clinton's Republican challenger on Monday flatly denied telling a
reporter that
Clinton
was unattractive when she was younger and suggesting she had had
"millions of dollars" of "work."
John
Spencer, a former frat boy and party animal, acknowledged talking to the
reporter during a flight on Friday but said he was drunk at the time and felt
that was a decent enough excuse to deny saying it.
"I
don’t remember saying so that means I didn’t say it. Besides, I would
never call Hillary Clinton ugly," Spencer told The Associated Press.
"That chick’s totally doable."
Spencer
admits he may have said that be believed the reason Ms. Clinton now looks do
“doable” is because of "millions of dollars" of "cosmetic
work."
Clinton
adviser Howard Wolfson
said
Clinton
has had no plastic surgery or similar appearance-enhancing work.
"She doesn’t
need that stuff. As long as she can feed on the blood of teenage virgins,
she’ll be fine.”
October 23
The Cursed Tie
One of my episodes of Pucca
has been posted on YouTube. I’m not sure whether I feel violated or
tickled – an ongoing issue with me – so let’s go with
tickled.
Anyhoo, it's called "The Cursed Tie" and it's been dubbed
into Spanish. For those interested in taking a peek, here's the quick lowdown:
It's Garu the ninja warrior's birthday. He receives a whole bunch of
ninja swords from his pals and one mystery gift -- A polka dot tie.
Once he puts the tie on, bad luck immediately comes his way.
Garu's nemesis, Tobe informs him the "gift" is from him, and it's,
yes, "The Cursed Tie!!!" (El Mono Maldito!!!) All who wear
it have bad luck befall them and there is no way it can be removed.
After a series of, (you got it) bad luck cartoon hi-jinks, Garu is asked
to leave town.
However Pucca finds
a cure for the tie -- Garu must be tickled with the feather of a rare and
foul breathed crane. She searches for the bird to save her little man. More
loco cartoon hilarity (hopefully) ensues...
The
Cursed Tie OR: El Mono Maldito
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