"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
June 8
Hey Ladies, Want Good Orgasms? Get Good Genes!
A
woman’s ability to have or not have an orgasm is at least partly determined
by her genes and can no longer be blamed entirely on her selfish pig dog of a
husband.
Experts
say that’s likely to be interpreted as both good and bad news.
“It’ll
be upsetting because some women will think, 'Oh my God, does that mean he’s
actually attractive?’ On the other hand at least now they know what’s 'not coming,'" said a rather hot sex doctor.
Either
way, specialists say the findings don’t mean women who inherit an
unfortunate gene package are doomed. They just mean that more work, or
patience, is required. Which means it’s their lovers who are doomed.
The
main benefit of discovering the genetic elements of sexual function, experts
say, is that they get paid to investigate all kinds of sex stuff. Which is a
total blast.
In
the study, sex scientists sent questionnaires to 4,037 women and asked them to
fill them in on “all the nasty details about doing the nasty.”
One
in three of the women reported never or hardly ever reaching orgasm during
intercourse and 21 percent said they hardly, if ever, achieve climax during
masturbation. 100 percent all agreed that chocolate is still better than
anything else in the world.
Even
if women do inherit an unfavorable genetic mix, as with many other conditions,
it does not mean they are doomed, experts said. They can still revel in the
joy of watching their Viagra pumped up partner have one with absolutely no
problems.
Your
Horoscope:
Aries:
Is it half full or half empty? One thing’s for certain – if it’s filled
with booze, you’ll drink it.
Taurus: You will read this horoscope.
Gemini: Mercury in your birth sign
makes your more sluggish and irritable than you usually are.
Cancer: You discover that paranoia is all about you.
Leo: This is not the best of days to gamble. But as you’re a chronic
gambler, you will anyway.
Virgo: Mercury, your ruler is at odds with Pluto – the cute Disney dog.
Libra: A golf club will have no significance in your plans.
Scorpio: See above.
Sagittarius: Misunderstandings will result in a living-room filled with
people in their underwear. Just like a British Farce!
Capricorn: You have lots of nervous energy. Stop mixing coffee and
cocaine.
Aquarius: This the dawning of the age of...
Pisces: Some things not only feel good but are illegal. So knock it off.
Link Of The Week: Doug’s
Dynamic Drivel
I
just can’t say enough good things about Doug Alder’s Blog. But let me try.
What makes it stand out from the crowd are Doug’s personal touches: The
guy’s incredibly perceptive, thoughtful, funny, and, he’s Canadian.
I visit this site every day – check it out. You’ll be glad you did.
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