"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
June 11
Two Men With Babies
EXT.
PARK -- AFTERNOON
TWO MEN with strollers sit
down on a park bench. They pick their babies up, look at each other and smile.
MAN ONE:
How old is yours?
MAN TWO: Eight
weeks. Yours?
MAN ONE:
Six weeks.
MAN TWO: Great
age. I love them when they're six weeks. Boy?
MAN ONE: No,
girl.
MAN TWO: That's
great. She's a real cutie.
MAN ONE:
Thanks...yours too. Just adorable.
MAN TWO:
Thanks... Wanna trade?
MAN ONE: Sure.
They quickly switch babies and walk away.
I
Don’t Know Art
But I Do Know Roadkill
Creative
nut job, Ebony Andrews is making a killing – by running over animals in her
car and turning the resulting roadkill into art.
Andrews,
22, said her artwork is a commentary, “On how humans – particularly me –
drive over animals with their cars.”
Some of her work includes: turning a smushed ferret into a smushed ferret in a
brown sack, and putting the insides of a dead squirrel into the insides of a
disemboweled rat.
“My
work is extremely important and I’m very dedicated. So obviously, I go
driving a lot. The more creatures I can run over, the more my muse is
satisfied,” she said to a nervous cat. “My work shows how animals are used
by people as commodities in the postmodern world. It is also a statement on...
Oh, who am I kidding? I’m just a psychopath and part-time taxidermist who
likes running over animals with my car.”
Your
Horoscope:
Aries:
Your money will continue to be a medium that can be exchanged for goods and
services.
Taurus: Whatever artistic projects you’re working on likely won’t
make you a dime.
Gemini: You will... Yeah, it’s always
about you, isn’t it?
Cancer: Venus in your sign of Cancer at odds with Jupiter in
Libra reminds you that you still owe Mercury money.
Leo: If you are thinking of making a financial decision today based on
what a stranger tells you then you are an idiot.
Virgo: Start worrying about your life...Now!
Libra: Where affairs of the heart are concerned, you haven’t got a clue.
Scorpio: You will watch an “Everyone Loves Raymond” repeat.
Sagittarius: See above.
Capricorn: Don’t worry too much if people don’t like you, that’s
just the way it is.
Aquarius: The sun in Gemini at this time of year means nothing – just
like your horoscope.
Pisces: Right now you can’t
seem to make a wrong move. But, as usual, sooner or later you’ll mess
everything up.
Link Of The Week: Doug’s
Dynamic Drivel
I
just can’t say enough good things about Doug Alder’s Blog. But let me try.
What makes it stand out from the crowd are Doug’s personal touches: The
guy’s incredibly perceptive, thoughtful, funny, and, he’s Canadian.
I visit this site every day – check it out. You’ll be glad you did.
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