"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
How To Sniff Out A Cute Baby
1. First, spy a baby.
2.
Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you sniff the stink of baby powder and the
wonderful aroma of poop, this is indeed a baby.
3.
Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging
process. *Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
“paw slide” easier.
4. The “paw slide” - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult
and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo
quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your days. Not to mention the
yummy food and picture frame space!
Picture
perfect!
This Week's 10 Fun
Search Terms for Avery Ant
The following are this
week’s favorite 10 search queries people used to get to www.averyant.com
(really!)
daffy duck and tickle buddy
ndp goodie bag
ignore aquarius
meth jokes
zoboomafoo in
Canada
i am ali
close window on hot summer
gonzo but not forgotten
catholic pope outfit
avery cosmetics or soap or soaps or lotion or lotions or gel or gels or cream
or creams or shampoo or shampoos or conditioner or conditioners
Last Christmas is so 2005...
Only 147 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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