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"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
August 17
Steveo Harper: Why I
skipped the AIDS thingy…
Greetings
Canada
,
Your glorious PM here. Look, I
know some of you folks have got your panties in a knot over me being a no show
at this AIDS conference thingy, but I just couldn’t make it.
Why? Well, uh, I was in the North checking out seals and asserting
Canadian sovereignty over the
Arctic. Another reason I was a no show
is that I didn’t want to go and surround myself with, you know, those
people… But the main reason I
passed was because I wanted to spend some quality time with my tailor getting
my new fall wardrobe ready for parliament.
I’ve included a few snap shots for your viewing pleasure.
I think I look pretty snazzy and once those AIDS people get a load of my
new look there’ll be no more mention of this AIDS nonsense…
Check out my glamour shots and then try and tell me this isn’t a
fashion statement of a truly divine and Progressive PM.
At
first I was a little nervous about this look. So
I had my people remove all the fruits – especially the bananas!
I know, I know, Freud said, “Sometimes a banana is just a banana,”
but still… At least, I think that’s what he said… Or was it cumquats?
Cucumbers?
I
wasn’t sure about all the frilly lace. And truth be told, the chastity belt
is a real bitch to put on, but this outfit makes me look
and feel like a royal
winner.
This
one is for my American buddies. I always look forward to seeing George.
He's my friend. Yes, I really think this a good look for me.
Canadian Gothic, aka:
America
’s
bitch!!!!
I never knew silk could
feel so… glorious. I think
I’ll wear this little number to the opening day of Parliament.
The party colours really bring out my eyes!
Next time those smug AIDS jerks try and accuse me of making a mistake that
puts me on the wrong side of history, I’ll wear this little number.
That’ll get their eyes popping. Personally,
I find it a little tight around the groin, but these are the sacrifices one
must make for public life.
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