"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
These 10 dudes in
particular give new meaning to the phrase, total
Men Who Can’t Do Drag
Bugs Bunny could do it.
The Monty Python lads could do
it. And The
Kids in Hall enjoyed doing it so much that it stank of weird and unresolved
sexual issues. So what have we learned? Drag is for Rabbits,
Repressed Brits and Latent Ice Backs. Most
men can’t – and shouldn’t – do drag. Ever.
Upside: We get to call him "A chick named Dick.”
Downside: George is no longer the
Thus proving that there is nothing more depressing than an Old Queen.
Play a round with Tiger? Ironically enough, this eye hazard looks
Nobody loves a little redneck dress, I tell you what.
Just because you sound like an old woman doesn’t mean you should dress like
As if being Bush-Lite and the leader of a country as insignificant as
wasn’t crappy enough – he also makes for one ugly broad.
Bad enough we were treated to the spectacle of an armored cocktail skirt
period (the duds did nothing for him – all breastplate, no cleavage) now the
Cinderella Man has gone Pollyanna. But that still won’t stop him from
smacking the neighborhood kids with a phone and then screwing your wife.
So disgustingly hideous that his own line of waterproof, motorized, 50 Cent
vibrators go limp at this sight.
Even as a wrinkly old grandmother in a unisex peasant robe, Jackie looks like
he could lay some serious railroad track.
’s funniest man taught us? That
when they get older, all Jewish comedians end up looking like their mothers.
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